cab: ugg bailey button boots 100 cold death of your jokes (2)

51: Q: African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: that one day the chief was ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat vegetables!

52: fridge with two sausages, and after a long time,
a bit of a shake with sausage, wow! So cold ah ~!
another root sausage very surprised that, hey? How can you say sausage?

53: One day,ugg bailey button boots,
Bucks have only the more run faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.

54: One day, a teacher with a group of adopted children in the mountains of fruit,
she announced: \ran all children to adopt fruit.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: \U.S.: \stool. \

55: the teacher asked the small explicitly mentioned, Xiao Ming stood up but silent.
Teacher: Xiao Ming?
Teacher: Xiao Ming? ?
Teacher: Xiao Ming! How you going ah? You know the answer in the end ah? Anyhow, Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiao Ming: squeak ~

56: an elephant asked the camel: 'how long your Mimi in the back? '
Camel said:' dead away, I do not and penis with a long speech in the face of things!

57: How to drink larger cups?
read Compassion

58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder this? cold.

59: a little boy came home from school out of the window glimpse of a woman from the wild in bed rubbing my chest, cried to a man I want a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who was found lying with a man,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!

60: There was once a bird once,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn one day, a fire,
All the corn is turned into popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......
that snow, just cold dead ...

61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the dark glasses, was crawling around the floor looking eyes closed, climbed and climbed and put dirty hands and feet to climb in to find sunglasses. Wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I was a panda.

62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, the students stood up and said there: it is because 心静自然凉.

63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg,
Xiao Ming in a car accident has lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
a small car accident has lost his next leg,Five Fingers Shoes,
actually Xiao Ming is a dog.

64: One day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road. A
later said, well boring, I really want to play B.
then C read A 1, B put onto the alley go play.

65: 3 bunny pull shit
first is a long article.
second only sphere of.
the third one is actually a triangle.
ask it: I Yongshou Nie's.

66: When will Taiwan want reunification?
buy instant noodles when

67: One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: \/ p>

68: Xiao Ming home, next to the dog suddenly ran out of bite him, he angrily took to hit it with bamboo,
dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say : beat the dog to see the masters heard?
time Xiaoming said: Good! I will be watching you and your dog while playing.

69: Bugs: flowers, you used my pencil it?
flowers: No,uggs on sale, I am useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit that they had

70: ant fell from the Himalayan mountains is how, after death?
answer: starvation. ~ So Gone down because of too light to be a long time ...

80: Why do dogs smaller and smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.

81: Once there was a horse! It fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhao.
Therefore, it becomes a \
only one other horse horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find a horse, only to fall into the river. Later, he became \
only horse is only the third horse. It is to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it straight to run over by several of the car, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes \
fourth horse to look in front of only three companions, one day, it came to a factory, the results were transformed into \
But then, those who eat horse or escape the fate of them altogether is to become a \, a group of people can not help but after reading this joke, saying: \
Finally, to commemorate this joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it \

82: Xiao Ming due to underground banks 200,000, Xiao Ming begging him more grace days,
banking, said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise ... ...,kids ugg boots, chopped off two fingers; < br> day after tomorrow, then ... ... in the cut 4; the first 3 days, then ... ...
Xiao Ming: Is it not also a
banks people: NO, that time you will become a Doraemon.

83: one day encounter a personal God
sudden benevolence of God intends to give those people a desire
God Q: What do you wish you?
man then said: I heard a cat has nine life, and that you gave me nine lives must inevitably it!
God says: Your wish is slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die Come death, anyway 9 Mania Well
lay the tracks,ugg knightsbridge,
results a train to open in the past,
that people are still dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.

84: A guy went to a hospital, and did a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! Read your test results, I found you have a potential homosexual tendencies! ! And difficult to cure!
this guy said: My God! That good news?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah

85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day did not prey.
dark,Vibram Five Fingers, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: 'You do not let me rest, like exhausted me ah! ? '
Hunters heard the startled, immediately roll down from the horse, pulling the dog ran away, went to a class when a large tree panting dog a pat on the chest and said to him:' scared me, Ma actually speak! '
Was a hunter on the spot was scared to death

86: wolves, tigers and lions who play games will be eliminated? wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)

87: A day pick a mirror the mirror according to the chao; here good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! I you do not know ah?

88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: We are going?
A does not answer.
B asked: We are going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned tomato A tomato B wrote: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say that?

89: Once there was a white and a black cat
day
white black cat fell into the water
save it up
white on Black Cat said something
`` Q: What does?
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90: A: \.. \

91: two flies to eat.
small big question: Big Brother, why do we have to eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say, when to eat something so disgusting! !

92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: \or somewhat worried that ... ... \... There was nothing wrong? \? ? ? \

93: A monkey eating peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first.
this manager explained: It has been fed peaches,
results of TCD could not pull out, scared monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.

94: patients fled the hospital in order to prevent peripheral 100, the two still want to escape from the hospital psychiatric patients. Over the wall in the beating in the darkness to
. To 30 under the wall,
\
to 60 under the wall,
\What you tired? \

95: Xiao Ming: in a stream, a great treasure, Nobita, ambition, David A total of four boys strip light in the play in the water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, these four power to the boys are! Guess a kind of electrical appliances.
Allcorn: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is \Hei hei!

96: Little Luo: Dad, why? we need to hump it?
camel Dad: Because the desert without water, there is hump can save water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why? We have a long woolen?
camel Dad: Because the desert sand large, we have relied stop the wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why? We have thick hoof it?
camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing it in the zoo?

97: hen incubates the eggs, there are eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: \p>

98: a person called the \

99: my girlfriend about me to her house to watch movies. After arriving at her apartment,
her writing on the wall with a pen the 'film' word,
watch the two of us sitting on the toilet up.

100: an early morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: \? \
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